Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher...
Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?
Bata: Nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.
Teacher: (tinignan ulit ang papel) San ang damo?
Bata: Ubos na po,kinain ng baka.
Teacher: (kamot sa ulo) Eh nasaan yong baka?
Bata: Ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan, eh wala ng damo?
syempre umalis na po.
Common sense naman mam!
Forum Topic
joke for the day...
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Pedro: Alam mo, yung pusa namin,
kahit nakalagay sa lamesa at walang takip
ang ulam namin, hindi kinakain!
Juan: Maniwala ako?! Pedro: Totoo!
Juan: Ano ba ang ulam nyo?
Pedro: Asin! -
Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.
Pedro: Pahingi? Nasaan ka noong nagbubungkal ako ng lupa sa ilalim ng init ng araw? Nasaan ka noong nagtatanim ako habang kumukulog, kumikidlat at bumubuhos ang malakas na ulan? Nasaan ka noong oras na nag-aani ako na nagkalat ang maraming ahas sa dadaanan ko, noong naghihirap ako sa pagpasan ng pinya? Nasaan ka?
Juan: Nakakulong kasi ako noon! Nakapatay ako ng madamot!
Pedro: Ganun ba?
Kuha ka na, kahit ilan!
May langka pa doon! -
Nancy Binay is given a pair of wings by a fairy…
Nancy: Does this mean I am an angel???
FAIRY: (laughs) of course not! 'tong negrang to! ambisyosa! PANIKI ka!!! -
may pinamimigay po ako, pm lang po sino gusto
vip na po -
Nagpunta ako sa 7-11 para bumili ng Duterte Cup - Gulp... nagkataon may nauna sa akin sa pila, Mar Roxas yung binili nya. 100 pera nya pero di sya sinuklian ng babae.
lalake: miss sukli ko, 100 pera ko.
kahera: sir si Mar po pinili nyo, wag na po kayo mag expect ng CHANGE...
nung ako na, Duterte pinili ko, pero nagtataka ako di din binibigay sukli ko.. 1000 pa naman pera ko.
Ako: Miss, sukli ko, 1000 pera ko.
Kahera: wait lang sir, CHange is Coming. -
@admin
mga bossing pakibalik naman un lumang thread oh..sayang e..dami na joke dun e :)
thanks -
may pinamimigay po ako, pm lang po sino gusto
vip na po
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Isang matanda na dadaan sa eskenita.
sinigawan siya ng isang bata na sabi:
bata: nanay ingat po kayo jan! nangangagat po ung aso!
matanda: alam ko boy, sa tanda kong to wala pa akong nakitang asong nanununtok.
harharhar -
I am =36 years old and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavours of fruit loops taste exactly the same......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to an old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!!
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A man goes to a job interview and the interviewer begins with the question,
“What do you think is your biggest weakness?”
The man thinks for a moment, then says,
“I think my biggest weakness is my brutal honesty.”
The interviewer says, “I don’t think that’s a weakness.”
The man then says, “I don’t give a #%^& what you think!” -
SAYANG YUNG OLD THREAD. DAMING MAGAGANDANG JOKES dun na kahit balikbalikan mo ay nakakatawa pa rin. sana po ay maibalik. Pls mga KaTPC sama sama tayo magrequest para maibalik
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hindi ko malimutan yung isang joke ko dun sa lumang thread
daming nang-away sa akin
may nag threat pa sa thread at via pm
:D
yung joke na "eto yung profile ng magnanakaw/scammer" tapos yung link route to your own profile
na kahit sino magclick nun eh sa own profile mo talaga bagsak
ewan bat yung iba nalimutan nila kung saan silang thread napasok
hayzzz -
^ pasok na pasok sa "the joke's on you" hehehe